to do

List of things to do today - in order:

1. Feed baby
2. Change baby diaper - put him in bouncy seat, turn seasame st on
3. Feed dogs
4. Make Coffee
5. Throw load of laundry in washer
6. Sweep Floors
7. Move baby to exersaucer
8. Vacum floors
9. Put baby down for nap
10. Throw clothes in dryer
11. Fold clean clothes
12. Clean bottles
13. Feed baby
14. Change Baby
15. Put baby in play pen
16. Mop Floors
17. Do dishes
18. Clean kitchen
19. Move baby back to bouncy seat
20. Fold clothes, throw another load in
21. Take trash out
22. Clean baby toys
23. Move baby to play mat
24. Put away clean toys
25. Put clean clothes away
26. Check mail
27. Put baby down for next nap
28. dust
29. change sheets on bed
30. Clean up toys around pool
31. Address invitations for shower
32. Order shower presents
33. Order food for shower
34. make grocery list
35. feed baby
36. change baby
37. go to grocery store
38. come home, unload groceries
39. change baby
40. start dinner
41. pick up crying baby in middle of cooking
42. go back to dinner
43. bath baby
44. get him ready for bed
45. feed him
46. rock him to sleep
47. eat
48. watch tv with hubby
49. fall asleep exhausted
50. get up 2 hrs later....

Fuck it... I'm just gonna play with the baby today. Everything else can wait and i can deal with it until then.

"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up." - Phyllis Diller